this is how i do it: Archive

before you have sex with me you have to earn it

take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.

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colfers-chest:

GUYS GUYSSSS

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schticky-friend:

shitilivefor:

katara:

i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time

if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit

i think i just found my senior quote

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